"I lower the TV volume when I’m eating something crunchy so I can hear the dialogue."
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"I pour the milk before the cereal (I know I’m a monster)."
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"I ask ‘Aur batao?’ (What else?) on the phone when I have nothing left to say."
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"I smack the remote hard when the batteries die instead of changing them."
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"I turn down the car radio when I’m looking for a specific address so I can ‘see better’."
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"I dissect my burger and eat it layer by layer instead of biting it."
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"I panic when the waiter comes and just order Paneer Butter Masala because it’s safe."
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"I wave at automatic doors like I’m using the Force to open them."
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"I dip my fries in the milkshake."
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"I switch off the AC 15 minutes before waking up to ‘save electricity’."
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